Social Trends T-Shirts

'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

Elegance & Social Distance

The moustache movement. - Master Smith, as he appeared trying to force his moustaches for the Browns' party.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Once again, Nigel had failed to capture the zeitgeist.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Crap from the future.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

A Macaroni in 1772

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Absolutely not!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Weird things I do because of the internet

All Natural Nothing

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"