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"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

Wearing all black

'It's the latest thing! - Escargo pants!!'

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Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

A Macaroni in 1772

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Absolutely not!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

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