Future Trends Fan Gifts

Trends of the Future.

Crap from the future.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Futuristic Teenagers.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"They grow up too fast."

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'An alarming trend, folks, by 3000 AD all Americans will be retired or in prison.'

When psychics fight.

Milkshake Shortage

"Do you really want to know?"

"They call this a universal charger?"

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

Due to greater bandwidth and higher download speeds, your 15 minutes of fame will be reduced to 7 seconds of celebrity.

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

'What do you see in gold futures.'

"I did warn you it wouldn't pay!"

Madame Zsa Zsa: Closed Due to Unforeseen Circumstances.

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'

"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."

"I see meetings. Lots of meetings."