Future Trends Fan Pillows

Trends of the Future.

Crap from the future.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Futuristic Teenagers.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"They grow up too fast."

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

'An alarming trend, folks, by 3000 AD all Americans will be retired or in prison.'

"Do you really want to know?"

When psychics fight.

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"At the moment I just follow, but someday I hope to be followed."

"They call this a universal charger?"

Milkshake Shortage

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

Due to greater bandwidth and higher download speeds, your 15 minutes of fame will be reduced to 7 seconds of celebrity.

Chicken Little meets Chicken Medium.

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

"His name is T-9000, and he's a very brilliant cyborg robot who was sent from the future to... I forgot! What was the reason?"

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

Don't you hate when you build a time machine, return from the future, and forget what you were going to warn everyone about?

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

Madame Zsa Zsa: Closed Due to Unforeseen Circumstances.

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'

"I did warn you it wouldn't pay!"

'What do you see in gold futures.'

Robotics. For us it means we're calibrated correctly. Being "well-adjusted" has a different meaning for them.

"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."