Future Scenario Fan Gifts

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Ticket and passport, please."

Futuristic Teenagers.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

The rise of nano-technologies.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

"Do you really want to know?"

When psychics fight.

"They call this a universal charger?"

Self Driving Car - Self Conscious Car - Self Actualized Car

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

A shark swims into a desert island.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

Trends of the Future.

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

"Of course it's necessary technology! We need machines to test the machines that test you!"

The Shape of Progress.

"That's the last time I let you drive."

'Can I borrow your Local Access Directory?'

Madame Zsa Zsa: Closed Due to Unforeseen Circumstances.

'As near as I can determine, they seem to be self-programming.'

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

Ostriches