Unexpected Scenario Fan Gifts

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"It's not what you think."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Freak Accident Specialist

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Shy Man at Party

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Football Boomerang.

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

A shark swims into a desert island.

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

"Well, of course you have a heart."

'Holy S**t!'

'This motel doesn't have WiFi. So NOW who's going to babysit the kids??'

"Hey you! C'mere and hold up this guy's pants while I go through his pockets."

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Bank Robbery

Ostriches

"That's the last time I let you drive."

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

Hippo on helipad.

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

Rudy, I want you to get to know my pet gerbil. I think I'm catching a cold. He's not good in new situations. I can hear you. This is weird. Don't freak out, Rudy. Trust me, it's all very normal. Want a hand bath? I want a Kleenex. Help.

Daft Buggers Rescue

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

'...at last I'm saved!'

"Ha-ha funny or funny strange?

Fertility Clinic