Unexpected Scenario Fan Gifts

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"It's not what you think."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Shy Man at Party

Football Boomerang.

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

A shark swims into a desert island.

"Well, of course you have a heart."

'Holy S**t!'

'This motel doesn't have WiFi. So NOW who's going to babysit the kids??'

Ostriches

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

Bank Robbery

Hippo on helipad.

Daft Buggers Rescue

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"

"Trish, this is my mother. Mom, put down the cheese grater."

"Ha-ha funny or funny strange?

Fertility Clinic