Funny Scenario Fan Gifts

Ostriches

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

Spiderman car window cleaner

Knife-thrower.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'It's for you.'

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"I can’t chase you today … he’s in one of his moods."

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

'Holy S**t!'

'I heard your licence was revoked.'

'This motel doesn't have WiFi. So NOW who's going to babysit the kids??'

"Hey you! C'mere and hold up this guy's pants while I go through his pockets."

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Hippo on helipad.

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

'Poor Danny - every sheep shearing season he got in trouble!'

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'