Funny Scenario Fan Gifts

Ostriches

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"Trust me. Don't do it."

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

Knife-thrower.

'It's for you.'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"I can’t chase you today … he’s in one of his moods."

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

'I heard your licence was revoked.'

'Holy S**t!'

'This motel doesn't have WiFi. So NOW who's going to babysit the kids??'

"That's the last time I let you drive."

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

Hippo on helipad.

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

'Poor Danny - every sheep shearing season he got in trouble!'

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank