Silly Scenario Fan Gifts

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'It's for you.'

Has A Hole In It Venn Diagram

"Do you know what time they open love?"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"Well, of course you have a heart."

'I'm minding it for a friend.'

Blind dog.

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Ostriches

Hippo on helipad.

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

'It's no wonder you've got gas...do you know how many frogs you swallowed last night?'

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"

Fertility Clinic

The world coming to an end

"His dentures keep slipping."

The hearse was a write-off. But at least no one was killed. Again.

'Somehow Betty escaped the Kitchen and ran to warn the others - no one would listen.'