Ironic Scenario Fan Gifts

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Backfire

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Nice haircut."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

Time management office worker

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"If you don't start misbehaving, there won't be any Halloween candy for you."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'He's been at it too long. Now, when the bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

Misery Memoirs Bumper Pack.

Noah's lesser known brother.

"And Moses climbed the mountain day and night searching for some sort of sign from God when suddenly he saw it"

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

"God, I hate to fly."

The 'Death Tax'

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

Ambulance arrives at full hospital

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

'Due to all the government bailouts, you'll need to earn more. We're counting on you to bail us out.'

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."