Quirky Scenario Fan Gifts

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Fertility Clinic

"That's the last time I let you drive."

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

Fly Football

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

"You get one every time you order something online."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"It's marzipan pigs."

Tapped Tree

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Freak Accident Specialist

"Do you know what time they open love?"

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

"Hey you! C'mere and hold up this guy's pants while I go through his pockets."

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

Ostriches

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Hippo on helipad.

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'