Future-forecast Fan Gifts

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"I don't like the look of this."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

Budgetmageddon

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

What will happen in the world

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Minority Report Is Real

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

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