Economic Forecasting Fan Gifts

Cost of Terror.

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"I don't like the look of this."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Well they often get it wrong.'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Weather forecast.

'You're better off without him.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

'Having conducted a comprehensive review of your business strategy and financial forecasts...'

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

Low rates!

"Don't worry, sir. There's plenty of time to recover if there's a fifth quarter this year."

Easy street ends.

"If you hadn't lost everything, I would recommend that you buy now."

"Do you really want to know?"

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

Joseph Chamberlain Atempts to Drag Arthur Balfour down the Road to Protectionist Imperial Tariff

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near