Economic Forecasting Fan Mugs

Cost of Terror.

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"I don't like the look of this."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Well they often get it wrong.'

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'You're better off without him.'

Weather forecast.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

Easy street ends.

"Don't worry, sir. There's plenty of time to recover if there's a fifth quarter this year."

Low rates!

Joseph Chamberlain Atempts to Drag Arthur Balfour down the Road to Protectionist Imperial Tariff

"If you hadn't lost everything, I would recommend that you buy now."

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

'Having conducted a comprehensive review of your business strategy and financial forecasts...'

"Do you really want to know?"

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'