Forecast Fans Gifts

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

'That's except for viewers in Scotland who have their own weather... '

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'I have just been handed a revised weather forecast...'

A jester doing the weather forecast.

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

"If I were a meteorologist, 50% correct would be considered pretty good."

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I don't like the look of this."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"Get ready for a prolonged buzzard of negative ads, snow jobs of epic proportions and massive floods of misleading extremism!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Weather forecast.

A Cumulonim-bus

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."