Forecast Fanatics Gifts

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

The Weather Channel Fall Lineup

"The weather never changes here. You're fired."

'Today's weather. . . storm clouds over most of the east. . . computer data clouds over California. . .'

"All you need to know about weather forecasting"

Weather bar

Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of civilization

Hurricane Bomb

Three people wait to be interviewed for the job of weather forcaster, only one of them realised that it might rain and brought an umberella.

Judge The Weather

The Barometric Pressure begins to tell on Stan the Weatherman.

Uninhabital USA.

The day we ran out of weather.

"So...what's your 'feel it in my bones' forecast?"

"It looks as though we might be in for another cold snap."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Bruce The Unhelpful Weatherman

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

'On Wall Street, analysts predict a high around 86, cooling off later this evening to a low around 54.'