Forecast Fanatic Gifts

"What is the normal temperature for this time of the year?"

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

'The long-range forecast includes rain, sunshine, fog, snow, mild spells and high winds - Now prove that wrong!'

'Snow again, today...'

Honest Weather Forecasting

In case of prediction error: Umbrella in glass case.

'In a dramatic reversal, economists now believe that leading economic indicators are now lagging economic indicators.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

"And, if our projections are correct, trend A should collide with trend B, and both will vanish without a trace."

'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'

"With out new super-fast computers we can get the forecast wrong twice as fast as we used to!"

"In hindsight, it looks like I didn't have enough foresight."

'True, but it's very accurate!'

'Tomorrow, it may be warm and sunny... or cold and snowy... or rainy... or... hey, it depends on the weather, folks!'

'Speculation, speculation, speculation!'

'I don't know. It's so misty I can't see.'

'...And now the weather for the weekend.'

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'I've just heard the weather forecast, they say it could be hot...on the other hand it could be cold!'

"As predicted, a dysfunctional cold front has formed a shame-based, codependent relationship with this enabling mass of warm air, producing wildly chaotic weather. Meanwhile, the rest of the country is in full-blown denial, ignoring the meteorologic eleph

'His business forecasts make flipping a coin quite respectable.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

'Bad news, I'm afraid. You've passed your lie detector test.'

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Met Office Training

Meteorological Office.

Weather Forecast: 'Ladies and gentlemen, I can see clearly!'

"The weather person said today would be party cloudy...but she didn't say which part."

'Weather department? I've just shovelled ten inches of 'slightly cloudy' off my driveway.'

'No, we don't have a complaints department.'

Mother Nature Takes her Course

"Live in 30 – and remember, it's just weather. You don't have to make excuses for it."