Forecast Fanatic Prints

"What is the normal temperature for this time of the year?"

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

'The long-range forecast includes rain, sunshine, fog, snow, mild spells and high winds - Now prove that wrong!'

'Snow again, today...'

'In a dramatic reversal, economists now believe that leading economic indicators are now lagging economic indicators.'

In case of prediction error: Umbrella in glass case.

Honest Weather Forecasting

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

"And, if our projections are correct, trend A should collide with trend B, and both will vanish without a trace."

'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'

"With out new super-fast computers we can get the forecast wrong twice as fast as we used to!"

'Tomorrow, it may be warm and sunny... or cold and snowy... or rainy... or... hey, it depends on the weather, folks!'

'True, but it's very accurate!'

"In hindsight, it looks like I didn't have enough foresight."

'Speculation, speculation, speculation!'

'I've just heard the weather forecast, they say it could be hot...on the other hand it could be cold!'

'...And now the weather for the weekend.'

'I don't know. It's so misty I can't see.'

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'No, we don't have a complaints department.'

'Weather department? I've just shovelled ten inches of 'slightly cloudy' off my driveway.'

Met Office Training

Weather prediction is guesswork.

'Bad news, I'm afraid. You've passed your lie detector test.'

Weather Forecast: 'Ladies and gentlemen, I can see clearly!'

"The weather person said today would be party cloudy...but she didn't say which part."

'His business forecasts make flipping a coin quite respectable.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Meteorological Office.

"As predicted, a dysfunctional cold front has formed a shame-based, codependent relationship with this enabling mass of warm air, producing wildly chaotic weather. Meanwhile, the rest of the country is in full-blown denial, ignoring the meteorologic eleph

"We'd love to come, but the weather mongers have paralyzed us with fear."

Weather Gods

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."