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The Jeopardy of Progress

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Soaring Profits

The Bearskin Hat Family

"You've changed."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Highschool sign.

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"I prefer your early pieces."

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

Discomfort zone.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

"Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I promise to only make mistakes you never made."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'Slow down, young fella, all in good time!'

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

Starting School

"We're finally seeing growth again! The lawn in front of the building is four centimeters higher than last week!"