Growth Measurement T-Shirts

Old man monitoring his height loss.

The Jeopardy of Progress

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

Soaring Profits

"You've changed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Highschool sign.

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"I prefer your early pieces."

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

Discomfort zone.

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

Whatever ran over the poor guy really left some marks. Tape measure.

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

"Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I promise to only make mistakes you never made."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

"We're finally seeing growth again! The lawn in front of the building is four centimeters higher than last week!"

Starting School

'Slow down, young fella, all in good time!'