Animal Growth Observation T-Shirts

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I think we may be related!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

TSA Noah

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."