Growth Phase T-Shirts

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Soaring Profits

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"You've changed."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

Midlife: You Are Here.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"She does this when she's tired."

Quiet Time

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"I prefer your early pieces."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

Discomfort zone.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

Businessmen looking at a green shoot.

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

Starting School

"Boy needs bigger tire."

'I hope she doesn't bring it to the off leash area.'

'Slow down, young fella, all in good time!'