Generation Guru T-Shirts

"Honey, I forget — are we Millennials, Gen Xers or Baby Boomers?"

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Any questions?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"#Win!"

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Uh-Oh..."

Geek fairies

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Early Business Planning

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"I think you might need to start again."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."