"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."
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'I suppose adults are just obsolete children...'
'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'
"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"
"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"
'What's play?'
"#Win!"
'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'
"In economics, I got an IOU."
Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.
"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"
"Is there a vegan option?"
"Your momma lied to you, boy."
"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."
"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."
"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"
'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'
"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."
"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."
'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'
'You the one who called Amnesty International?'
'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'
'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'
'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'
If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.
Playing Mozart to the baby.
Six-tier Communal Cradle.
"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."
"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."
"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."
'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'
"How'd I do on the test?"
'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'
Origins Of Evolution
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