Gen Z Guru T-Shirts

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

Robot Parts $5

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

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'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

"Uh-Oh..."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Geek fairies

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Early Business Planning

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

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'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

DNA Analysis.

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"