Guru Of Growth T-Shirts

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"#Win!"

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

"Uh-Oh..."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Early Business Planning

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"I think you might need to start again."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

Target your message

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'