Philosopher Of Growth T-Shirts

'Slow down, young fella, all in good time!'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"#Win!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'And this chart shows our rate of growth.'

'I wanted you in a position where I felt you could grow.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

SWOTs

"I think he's been capitalised!"

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

'I never get any credit for all the years we upsized.'

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'He's just experiencing a growth spurt'

Stop and Smell the Roses

"Good news. Your child buys into the change paradigm of growing up."