Growth Guardian Gifts

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"#Win!"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Just Stop Boil

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Evolution.

Earth stove

There is No Planet C

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.