Giraffe Guardian Gifts

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"He likes it."

Giraffe Umbrella

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

Cats on Board.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Giraffe Selfie

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Giraffe Portrait

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Why giraffes hate winter

Jungle Games

"Whiplash..."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

A day in the life of a dog.

City Zoo

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

But moooommm, I can't reach them! Can't you get them FOR me?

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

"Same old crowd."

Modigliani's Giraffe