Whiskered Guardian Gifts

'Mom! Barry's not playing with his food before he eats it!'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Diving Cat.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"To beat or not to beat."

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

Christmas Presents for the Cat

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

Whisk

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

'Leave us alone, you big bully!'

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

Easy shaving

"Keeping busy is central to my life. I spend every waking moment power napping."

To collect whiskers, Norelco unveils its new bagging shaver.

"Yes but I had one before they were trendy."

Rat Hands.

Cat Philosophy

'Stop me before I whisk again,'

"My Mom lets me go wherever I want. I'm free-range"