Whiskered Companion Fan Gifts

Christmas Presents for the Cat

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Santa Dog

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Tortoise polishing his shell

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Animal immigration

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Humming Bird's Hum.

Succeed.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Pirate trying on parrots.

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'You keep out of this!'

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"Whoa, pixie... you call that a beak? I've seen a bigger wingspan on a moth! Were you hatched from an egg or did you pop out of a peanut..." "I hate mockingbirds."

Tandem cyclists

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

How milkshakes are made

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).