Whiskered Companion Fan Prints

Christmas Presents for the Cat

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Santa Dog

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Succeed.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Humming Bird's Hum.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Pirate trying on parrots.

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"Whoa, pixie... you call that a beak? I've seen a bigger wingspan on a moth! Were you hatched from an egg or did you pop out of a peanut..." "I hate mockingbirds."

Tandem cyclists

'You keep out of this!'

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

How milkshakes are made

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'