Whiskered Guardian Prints

'Mom! Barry's not playing with his food before he eats it!'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Diving Cat.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

See, no monster under your bed

"To beat or not to beat."

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

Christmas Presents for the Cat

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

Whisk

Grim reaper calls on egg.

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

'Leave us alone, you big bully!'

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

Easy shaving

"Keeping busy is central to my life. I spend every waking moment power napping."

"Yes but I had one before they were trendy."

To collect whiskers, Norelco unveils its new bagging shaver.

Cat Philosophy

Rat Hands.

'Stop me before I whisk again,'

"My Mom lets me go wherever I want. I'm free-range"