Winged Companion Fan Gifts

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Cat and mouse

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Bumble Bee

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'They sure have small litters.'

Santa Dog

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

We never roam anymore.

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Animal immigration

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

Tandem cyclists

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

Christmas Presents for the Cat

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

Ladder in a lift shard.

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

Keep off the Square.

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

'I think he's got dropsy, doc. He keeps dropping on the ground.'

Boy scout helping a bird with a walking stick cross the road.

Cult films!

"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."

Sparlkers

A yellow dog

I told you not to pick the hummingbird wings.