Winged Advocate Fan Gifts

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Diabolical bureaucratic management

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

'You seem to be a stable person to me.'

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

"Your entire body is riddled with chestnuts."

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

Deer Crossing With Attitude

'Are these billable hours?'

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

Cult films!

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"He's an old school angel."

'Could we interest you in a sparing a donation for an endangered species?'

'Do they make me look thinner?'

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.

'...at last I'm saved!'

"You two don't need a marriage counselor. You need the UN Peacekeepers."

"I've been making sure the good outweighs the bad."

Poor Paul's friend