Winged Wonders Fan Gifts

Man turns into an angel.

Butterfly Woman

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Bird Torture.

Bumble Bee

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Cartoonist thinking'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Caliologist

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Do you come here often?'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

The hummingbird's hum.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Snowman buying sun tan oil

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Humming Bird's Hum.

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Butterfly Woman

"Come on...come on...throw it!"

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

"There's something awfully romantic about all this new-fallen snow, don't you think?"