Winged Wonders Fan Gifts

Butterfly Woman

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

Bumble Bee

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Cartoonist thinking'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Caliologist

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Do you come here often?'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

The hummingbird's hum.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Snowman buying sun tan oil

Humming Bird's Hum.

Butterfly Woman

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

"You've got a fairy light at the back."