Conservation Fan Gifts

'Could we interest you in a sparing a donation for an endangered species?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Best before 65 million BC.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Author's Bio-diversity.

The Da Vinci Cod

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Space Pioneer

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

'Green Peace'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Endangered Species.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Aargh, Many Trees

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Newton discovers deforestation.

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads