Rodent Guardian Gifts

'Okay, Claudia, you're right, next time I'll buy freshly frozen rats!'

Cats on Board.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Earth Day Summit.

"No not the puppy please"

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Transatlantic.

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"Of course there's a penguin in your fridge. Now you b*****ds have destroyed my habitat with global warming, I have to live somewhere."

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

City Kids.

'It's over there behind the...'

Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."

Dog Funerals.