Gum Guardian Gifts

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

Dentist Training School.

'Doctor, instead of removing some teeth to save the gums, how about removing the gums to save the teeth?'

"Oh no! It's the militant wing of the Dentists' Union!"

"Careful...she bites."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Bumble Bee

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

The new global mantra flag for the future

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

This might take a while

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

'No, Kevin -- there isn't any margin of error on spelling tests.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."