Germ-conscious Guardian Gifts

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

The new global mantra flag for the future

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

This might take a while

Dentist Training School.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Trick or Treatment.

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Pesticide Bunny: Mom! Bunny is eating the pesticide sprayed grass again!

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

"These hostas are out of control!"