Germ-conscious Guardian Gifts

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Bumble Bee

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

The new global mantra flag for the future

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

This might take a while

Dentist Training School.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Trick or Treatment.

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

In paradise

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Ebola Clinic

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

"These hostas are out of control!"