Gum Guardians Gifts

Ten warning signs of periodontal disease.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"It's trickle down."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

The new global mantra flag for the future

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Dentist Training School.

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

This might take a while

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Trick or Treatment.

Ebola Clinic

Contagious Diseases.

Deer Crossing.

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

"Get the story and get it write."

'Got any cud flavour?'

"But is it Organic?"

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

"Careful...she bites."

"Someone sneezed without covering their mouth."

"Tag - you have measles!"

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

Doctor's sign: There are a lot of ailments going around. Don't sit close to each other.

"What have you been up to lately?"

Seagulls