Gum Guardians Gifts

Ten warning signs of periodontal disease.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"It's trickle down."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

The new global mantra flag for the future

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Dentist Training School.

This might take a while

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Trick or Treatment.

Deer Crossing.

Ebola Clinic

Contagious Diseases.

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"Get the story and get it write."

Maternity.

'Got any cud flavour?'

"But is it Organic?"

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

"Someone sneezed without covering their mouth."

"Tag - you have measles!"

I'm sorry, sir, but the bill is correct. The sign says "Kid Seat Free," not "Kids eat free."

"Careful...she bites."

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

Doctor's sign: There are a lot of ailments going around. Don't sit close to each other.

"What have you been up to lately?"