Grammar Guardians Gifts

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

The war against ignorance

"Get the story and get it write."

City Zoo: Day Care

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"He likes it."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Bumble Bee

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

Biodiversity

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

The new global mantra flag for the future

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Relax. They're just crows."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

This might take a while

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

'No, Kevin -- there isn't any margin of error on spelling tests.'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'