Grammar Vigilante Gifts

'You appreciate that you have just used a split infinitive!'

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

At the school for Facebook trolls

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

'No, Kevin -- there isn't any margin of error on spelling tests.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

An expletive of editors

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."