Grammar Guardian Gifts

'No, Kevin -- there isn't any margin of error on spelling tests.'

Fight Iliteracy. Donate A Book.

"For the last time, it's not stocks, it's a pillory."

'When I say 'runned' you know I mean 'ran'. Let's not quibble.'

Thank you for calling technical support.

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

Bad Gramma Skool

"I've been blocked by a thousand people on Twitter."

"He's getting away officer he stole all my punctuation commas apostrophes exclamation points periods ellipses everything."

'No, Kevin -- there isn't any margin of error on spelling tests.'

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."

"He was okay with the spell check but he gets mad when it starts to correct the arc of his narrative development!"

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

The Good Student and The Mediocre Student

"Brandon is the worst texter in the world! Every word is spelled correctly."

"Remember rules is rules."

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'For snoring?! Hell that's nothin'. I once shot a man for ending a sentence in a preposition.'

Retail sales We don't over use quotation marks

Dictionary: New and Improoved!

'You've forgot to spells check again...didn't you...'

Exclamation Marks

'Only one s in disgraceful, gov!'

Nashunal Instatood Ov Bad Spellin and Knot Good Gramer.

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

Grammar Police.

'I am the restless spirit of Aticus Mayberry, lexicographer and pedagogue. I shall not know peace so long as 'epitome' is used as a superlative.'

'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'

An expletive of editors

'Way to screw up again, pencil. Well here I come to save the day.'

"You know, you misspelled 'perfectionist'."

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

The end of grammar & spelling is near.