Pest Battler Gifts

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

Farmer fighting off snail

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Computer Expert

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Flies up the ante!

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Painter's Duel.

Drone Spray

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

No fly zone

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"We have a termite problem."