Pest Battler T-Shirts

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

Farmer fighting off snail

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Computer Expert

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Flies up the ante!

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Painter's Duel.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Drone Spray

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

No fly zone

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"We have a termite problem."

Gardener and the Giant Snail