Pest Combat Enthusiast Gifts

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

'The local rat population are revolting!'

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Sparrow of Prey

'They're so obvious about it.'

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'