Pest Punisher Gifts

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Exterminators,can you kill coackroaches for me?' 'Certainly, bring them in'

"I finally won my battle against those little aphids that crawl all over my squash!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Save the termites.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"No Littering" sign in space.

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'Hello? Animal control?'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"We have a termite problem."

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Cheese robot-squad.

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."