Pest Terminator Gifts

"Do you have anything to help get rid of these?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Save the termites.

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

'Hello? Animal control?'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"We have a termite problem."

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Cheese robot-squad.

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

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