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"Do you have anything to help get rid of these?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Save the termites.

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'Hello? Animal control?'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"We have a termite problem."

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Cheese robot-squad.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

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