Parasite Punisher Gifts

In Memorium: The Flea Powder Massacre 2018

Disease Management

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Covid pinata

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

"No Littering" sign in space.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"Worms."

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

Bureaucracy.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."

"Today's special: Passwords"

Astronaut hammers his pc onto desk.

We are really environmentally friendly. We color everything green.

"We ned to do something about excessive admin...I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Dang...this day feels never ending..."

"So dad, how much pollution are you allowed to make?"

'I gave up smoking.'

If you're concerned about the amount of paperwork you have to do then fill out a C-435d complaints about paperwork form and I'll have a look at it!

"It's the paperwork you need to complete to prove that you're committing your time to focusing on your client's needs."

1347: Olaf the Oaf invents stand up comedy

'Who do you suppose is this Bill Harzia everyone screams about? Someone who drowned here?'

'Ok, let me in. I promise I won't be late again.'

'Exterminators,can you kill coackroaches for me?' 'Certainly, bring them in'

Biden's great challenge.

Tapeworm: 'I'd invite you back to my Bowel, but it's quite a mess at the moment.'

'It all began when they exchange pleasantries.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"It's a questionnaire for you to fill-in on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy."

"That one's for our numbers."