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In Memorium: The Flea Powder Massacre 2018

Disease Management

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Covid pinata

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

"No Littering" sign in space.

"That reminds me - it's about time to feed the little fella."

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

"Worms."

I'm afraid I'm going to have to disciplines you, counselor. No problem, your honor. I just happen to have some furry handcuffs in my pocket.

Bureaucracy.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

"Today's special: Passwords"

Astronaut hammers his pc onto desk.

"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."

We are really environmentally friendly. We color everything green.

"We ned to do something about excessive admin...I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I gave up smoking.'

If you're concerned about the amount of paperwork you have to do then fill out a C-435d complaints about paperwork form and I'll have a look at it!

"Dang...this day feels never ending..."

1347: Olaf the Oaf invents stand up comedy

"It's the paperwork you need to complete to prove that you're committing your time to focusing on your client's needs."

"So dad, how much pollution are you allowed to make?"

'Who do you suppose is this Bill Harzia everyone screams about? Someone who drowned here?'

'It all began when they exchange pleasantries.'

Tapeworm: 'I'd invite you back to my Bowel, but it's quite a mess at the moment.'

West Fester is soo dull! Nobody interesting lives here. I beg your pardon! Except you, Nana! Thank you, sweetie. Now I've got to get back to killing aphids! Wow! We're more interesting than I thought. Who knew a mass murderer walked among us? Then on to drowning beetles.

Biden's great challenge.

You're sure you made the ecology idiot-proof?

'Ok, let me in. I promise I won't be late again.'

'Exterminators,can you kill coackroaches for me?' 'Certainly, bring them in'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"It's a questionnaire for you to fill-in on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy."